Versuri Wheatus

I tried to discover a little something to make me sweeter Oh baby refrain from breaking my heart I'm so in love with you I'll be forever blue That you give me no reason, you know you're making me work

Wheatus - Anyway

Pornography! I pretend i cant hang up the phone coz if i do then he gets you and ill be in this room alone staring at the carpet wondering how they made it You always say i should not be afraid im b

Wheatus - Dynamite Satchel Of Pain

Lets write a song, baby My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain, Now sit your ass in the chair and I'll tell you my name, My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain, That

Wheatus - Fair Weather Friend

Hey fair weather friend, You know you're ripping me down again, And I don't care what you say, I can tell when we play, That you don't believe in me, So this is how it'll end, Like it was all just a

Wheatus - Freak On

You think I don't see you but I do Creepin around with yer hot pants on And them patent leather shoes Please forgive me baby But I've been up here too long Now everybody sing along so that wheatus can

Wheatus - Hey Mr Brown

Man I think it's just a little sleazy You said you was like butter but you're cheesy To treat me like I'm spinner bait you can't wait, go fish off some other dock. [Chorus] Hey, Mr. Brown, don't have a

Wheatus - Lemonade

just tell me his name just tell me you didn't get laid on our bedroom and was it the same just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine do you remember the way it was when I was home before I left you

Wheatus - Love Is A Mutt From Hell

This is a story about a friend of mine He is abnormally intelligent He could bust a phatty rhyme, even when he got up in the blunt But that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to town He l

Wheatus - Randall

1, 2, 3, 4, My name is Randall, No I don't think I've met you before my friend, I don't really know you, But I heard your message on the answering machine, Think it went something like this, Hello Ra

Wheatus - Sunshine

When I look at your face I see dirt; All the sunshine you blow up my a** starts to hurt; And I don't really mind if I'm nothin' in your eyes; It's no surprise to me; There's a rocket I built; It'

Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag

*Song begins* Her name is Noel- I have a dream about her. She rings my bell- I got gym class in half an hour. And oh how she rocks- In Keds and tube socks. But she doesn't know who I am- And she do

Wheatus - The Deck

She stands on the deck hear, To watch all the landslides, She's waiting for myrtle, Can't wait 'til she drives by, She's focused on football, Making her plants grow, You'd think he'd have noticed, B

Wheatus - The Song That I Wrote When You Dissed Me

Hey there Mr. Marlboro man, what you gonna do, When there's nobody left but your choke smoking self to abuse? Hey there Mr. C.E.O man, where you gonna be, When your daughter and me hop the first cheap f

Wheatus - Truffles

You, you think yer such a bad ass You think yer such a rough neck Well I saw you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio I think it's really sad though and tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me 'C

Wheatus - Wannabe Gangstar

I am a wannabe You better be careful around me I come from far away, where mustang dreams are made And we are fashioned in the image of the Don's who have come before us We all kiss the rings of sand l

Wheatus - Whole Amoeba

Bumping around in the back In the dark I see people Huddled around the girl She is the one in the back of the bar with a photo Of Nixon and Mary-Jane A d-d-d-d-do do do do, do do do do, do do do do, d