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VERSURI WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
| Weird Al Yankovic - A Complicated Song |
| Uh huh ... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came
Just us eatin' all alone
You said |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Achy Breaky Song |
| You can torture me
With Donnie & Marie
You can play some Barry Manilow
Or you can play some schlock
Like New Kids On The Block
Or any Village People song you know
Or play Vanilla Ice
Hey, you can pl |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Addicted To Spuds |
| Potato skins, potato cakes
Hash browns, and instant flakes
Baked or boiled or french fried
There's no kind you haven't tried
You planned a trip to Idaho
Just to watch potatoes grow
I understand how y |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Airline Amy |
| Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop
flight
She showed me to my seat and it was love at first
sight
Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of
places
That I never really wanted to go
'Cause |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Albuquerque |
| Here are the actual song lyrics.
NOTE: Lyrics in Italics denote lyrics that were
sung.
Lyrics:
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
living in a box under the stairs in the corner of
the basement |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Alimony |
| (cheering)
Here she comes now, wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now
Well, first she took my nest egg then she took
the nest
I said yeah (yeah), |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise |
| As I walk through the valley where I harvest my
grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very
plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
A |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Angry White Boy Polka |
| Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a %$@& if I cut my arm bleeding
This is my last resort
'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody wou |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Another One Rides The Bus |
| (parody of Queen's Another One Bites the Dust)
Riding in the bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed (Yeah!)
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand
With the perverts in the back
It was |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem |
| Sometimes I feel
Like I need a vacation
Sometimes I feel
Like I wanna go
To the city of cavemen
The city of Bedrock
I'd be a Flinstone
Now I'll tell you why...
Well, I've got I've got a woman named |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Bob |
| I, man, am regal -- a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Bohemian Polka |
| Is this the real life
Is this just fantasy
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
'Cause I'm easy come, easy |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Buy Me A Condo |
| Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligat |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Cable TV |
| I used to think my life was so empty
I used to think life was passin' me by
Well, I was just about ready
To curl up and die
But then one day I got a visit
From the cable company
Well, they hooked me |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero |
| It's Christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are
singing
While the air raid sirens blare
It's Christmas at ground zero
The button has been pres |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Couch Potato |
| Look
If you had
One shot
To sit on your lazy butt
And watch all the TV you ever wanted
Until your brain turned to mush
Would you go for it?
Or just let it slip?
Yo
Remote is ready
Eyes wide, palm |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid |
| Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be
cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one ba |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Dog Eat Dog |
| Found a job in a great big office
And I really love this place
I got my.... my very own scotch tape dispenser
And I've got a private parking space... ha!
And I've got a coffee mug with my name right on |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It |
| How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raison
Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving
in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
Don't want to ar |
| Weird Al Yankovic - EBay |
| Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong |
| I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my
eyes
I guessed, Is it |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Fat |
| Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zi |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Fun Zone |
| Fun Zone doesn't really have any lyrics. People
Occationally say yeah and other similar phrases,
but it's generally just music. In the movie, it
played in the background when Stanley rode out in
the miniat |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Gandhi II |
| Announcer: Next week on U62...
Announcer: He's back
Announcer: And this time
Announcer: He's mad
Announcer: Gandhi II
Announcer: No more mister passive resistance
Announcer: He's out to kick some but |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Generic Blues |
| I woke up this morning
Then I went back to bed
Said I woke up this morning
Then I went right back to bed
Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken
glass in my underwear
And a herd of wild pigs is |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Genius In France |
| Lyrics:
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in
France, genius in |
| Weird Al Yankovic - George Of The Jungle |
| George, George, George of the jungle
Strong as he can be
Ahhh
Watch out for that tree
George, George, George of the jungle
Lives a life that's free
Ahhh
Watch out for that tree
When he gets in scra |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Germs |
| Sometimes I really want to be alone
But that's one state I'm never in
Because I know that I've got millions upon
millions
Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin
(Germs) I rub and scrub until m |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch |
| Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
There's only one thing that they all like a bunch
Oh, girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have lunc |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Good Enough For Now |
| Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you
Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I
could
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, honey, you're
the greatest
Well, at any rate, I guess you're...pretty |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Good Old Days |
| Oh some times I think back to when I was younger
Life was so much simpler then
Dad would be up at dawn
He'd be watering the lawn
Or maybe going fishing again
Oh and mom would be fixing up something in |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Gotta Boogie |
| Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off
Well, I we |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet |
| Who's that waddlin' down the street
It's just me 'cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
Every picture of me's
Gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tell |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Happy Birthday |
| Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it
happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of
beer
You sho |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Hardware Store |
| [sound effects from tools]
Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around
here
I thought that I would go right outta my mind
Until a friend told me |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Headline News |
| Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his
spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden wha |
| Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy |
| Oh-oh-oh-oh
I was there to match my intellect on national TV
Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with
a PhD
I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't
my night
Art Fleming gave the an |
| Weird Al Yankovic - I Love Rocky Road |
| I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
Yah, but chocolate's gettin' old
Vanilla just leaves me cold
There's just one flavor good enough for me, ya |
| Weird Al Yankovic - I Remember Larry |
| Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door
Well, he always was the neighborhood clown
Like the time he took my pants off and he took
those color pictures
And posted copies all over town
Or the time |
| Weird Al Yankovic - I Want A New Duck |
| I Want A New Duck
Woh oh
I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night
I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows |
| Weird Al Yankovic - I Was Only Kidding |
| When I said that I'd be faithful
When I promised I'd be true
When I swore that I could never
Be with anyone but you
When I told you that I loved you
With those tender words I spoke
I was only kidding |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Isle Thing |
| Met this fine young thing
At the local Circle K
We made a date for a half past eight
And I said, What the hey?
So I journeyed to her crib
And I let myself inside
That chick was slouched down on the c |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Jerry Springer |
| It's been one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
Three days since we heard the tale
Ab |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Jurassic Park |
| I recall the time they found those fossilized
mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning DNA
Now I'm being chased by some irate veloceraptors
Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day
Jurassic |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Lasagna |
| La-la-la-la-lasagna
You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico
Or a-maybe spaghetti
Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go
Mama mia bambino
Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you
'Samatta you, 'samatta you
You |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Like A Surgeon |
| I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passsed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Midnight Star |
| I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve
items or less
At the checkout counter at the local grocery store
I was only passin' by
But a paper caught my eye
And I learend a few things I mever knew |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Mr Frump In The Iron Lung |
| I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital
I see him most every day
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung
This is what I hear him say
(deep breathing)
Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend
He's never a |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Mr Popeil |
| I need a Vegematic!
I need a Pocket Fisherman!
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside
its shell!
(Operators are standing by.
How does that make you feel?)
Help me.
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| Weird Al Yankovic - My Bologna |
| Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one
Open up a package of my bologna
Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done
Top it with a little of my bologna
Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snac |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Ode To A Superhero |
| Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
Even if his hair was on fire
But then one day he went to that science lab
That mutated spider came down
Oh, a |
| Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute |
| (constant doo wops in the background throughout
the song)
Aahh....
Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided t |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Party At The Leper Colony |
| Finger food and an ice cold keg
It won't cost you an arm and a leg
Dance all night to a rotten band
Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand
Saturday night, it's the place to be
Everybody cut footloose |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Party! |
| You could have a big dipper
Going up and down around the bends
You could have a bumper car bumping
This amusement never ends
I wanna be your sledgehammer
Why don't you call my name
Let me be your sl |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Power! |
| Yeah, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really
really want
So tell us what you want, what you really really
want
I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really
want
So tell us what you want, what you rea |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Your Eyes Out |
| Rock the cradle of love. Rock the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
Don't rock easy, it's true
Rock the cradle of love
I rocked the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
Don't rock easy, it's t |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Polkas On 45 |
| They tell us that we lost our tails
Evolving up from little snails
I say it's all just wind and sails
Are we not men, we are Devo
Are we not men, D E V O
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky
Smoke |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Pretty Fly For A Rabbi |
| Veren zol fun dir a blintsa
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi
Meccha le |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Ricky |
| R: Hey Lucy, I'm home
L: Oh Ricky, you're so fine
L: You're so fine you blow my mind
L: Hey Ricky, hey Ricky
R: Oh Lucy, you're so fine
R: You're so fine you blow my mind
R: Hey Lucy, hey Lucy
L: Oh |
| Weird Al Yankovic - She Drives Like Crazy |
| She Drives Like Crazy
Where'd you learn how to steer
You do eighty in second gear
When you drive, I can't relax
Got your license from Cracker Jacks
You just hit another tree
These fender benders are |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Spam |
| Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now
(oh boy)
Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you
slice |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Spatula City |
| Announcer: There's just one place to go for all of
your spatula needs
Random Voice #1: Spatula City
Random Voice #2: Spatula City
Announcer:
A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion.
Thousands |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Such A Groovy Guy |
| I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin
tight
I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the
night
And when I look in the mirror I'm-a such an
awesome sight
It makes me wanna kneel down and pray
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| Weird Al Yankovic - Taco Grande |
| Taco... grande. Taco... grande
Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado
Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno
Y el chile relleno
You see, I just gotta have a |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Talk Soup |
| I dated Siamese twins
I slept with Bigfoot, too
Get me on Sally Jesse
Put me on Donahue
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now
My dog's a narcoleptic
My mom's a circus freak
I gotta get a |
| Weird Al Yankovic - That Boy Could Dance |
| We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek
He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed
freak
He never used to hang around with the guys
He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies
He wasn't much |
| Weird Al Yankovic - The Alternative Polka |
| Soy un perdedor!
I'm a loser, baby
So why don't you kill me?
(everybody)
Soy un perdedor!
I'm a loser, baby
So why don't you kill me?
Hey!
I am I am I am
I said I wanna get next to you
I said I'm |
| Weird Al Yankovic - The Brady Bunch |
| You can watch Mr. Rogers
You can watch Three's Company
And you can turn on Fame or The Nelywed Game
Or The Addams Family
I say, you can watch Barney Miller
And you can watch your MTV
And you can watc |
| Weird Al Yankovic - The Hot Rocks Polka |
| If I could stick my hand in my heart
Spill it all over the stage
Would it satisfy you
Would it slide on by you
Would you think the boy is strange
Ain't it stra-a-ange
If I could win
If I could sing
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| Weird Al Yankovic - The Rye And The Kaiser |
| Fat and weak, what a disgrace.
Guess the champ got too lazy.
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.
But he’s no bum, he works down the st |
| Weird Al Yankovic - The Saga Begins |
| A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation in
To maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't |
| Weird Al Yankovic - The Weird Al Show Theme |
| Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
So he packed up his accordion and had to move
To a city in Ohio wh |
| Weird Al Yankovic - The White Stuff |
| The white stuff, The white stuff
The first one was a sweet one
Second one was a blast
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast
You can see 'em in my teeth
Tell it when I talk
Had so many my |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Theme From Rocky XIII |
| Fat and weak, what a disgrace
Guess the champ got too lazy
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain
But he's no bum, he works down the street
He bo |
| Weird Al Yankovic - This Is The Life |
| I eat filet mignon seven times a day
My bathtub's filled with Perrier
What can I say
This is the life
I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood
I hire somebody to chew my food
I'm an upwardly mobile du |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Traffic Jam |
| Carbon monoxide
Making me choke
No A.C.
And the radio's broke
Cars backed up
Far as you can see
Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity
Oh, and just in case you're wondering
I'll tell yo |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Trash Day |
| Note: **** means sounds of throwing up or spit.
It's rotten
So rotten here
So rotten
Oh
It was like, the last day before trash day
My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay
Even though the garbage I knew |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Trigger Happy |
| Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel
alright
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little
better at night
There's no feeling any greter
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I'm t |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Twister |
| Yeah
Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one
It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister)
Yeah, all the girls and homeboys
Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!)
Spin the spinner and call the s |
| Weird Al Yankovic - UHF |
| Put down your remote control
Throw out your TV Guide
Put away your jacket
There's no need to go outside
Don't you know that we control the horizontal
We control the verticle, too
We gonna make a couc |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Velvet Elvis |
| My life, it used to be incomplete
‘Till I saw what I was looking for at a
drive-in swap meet
My life it won't be the same again
Now I'm proud to say the king lives on inside my
den
Oh, it's all I |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Waffle King |
| It took a lifetime, but I finally found
The perfect waffle recipe
You'll never find a batter any better in this
whole stinkin' town
One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree
Your eyes roll back an |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Wanna B Ur Lovr |
| I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostils are so nice
I wish th |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda |
| I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant
carbonated soda
S O D A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he sa |
| Weird Al Yankovic - You Make Me |
| You make me wanna slam my head against the wall
You make me do the limbo
You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall
You make me watch the Gong Show
There's really something kinda strange about you,
ba |
| Weird Al Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today |
| Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue
freezes to the back of a
speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing
Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a
day
Pisces
Try to avoid |
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