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Weird Al Yankovic - A Complicated Song
Uh huh ... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out Nineteen extra larges What a shame No one came Just us eatin' all alone You said
Weird Al Yankovic - Achy Breaky Song
You can torture me With Donnie & Marie You can play some Barry Manilow Or you can play some schlock Like New Kids On The Block Or any Village People song you know Or play Vanilla Ice Hey, you can pl
Weird Al Yankovic - Addicted To Spuds
Potato skins, potato cakes Hash browns, and instant flakes Baked or boiled or french fried There's no kind you haven't tried You planned a trip to Idaho Just to watch potatoes grow I understand how y
Weird Al Yankovic - Airline Amy
Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go 'Cause
Weird Al Yankovic - Albuquerque
Here are the actual song lyrics. NOTE: Lyrics in Italics denote lyrics that were sung. Lyrics: Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement
Weird Al Yankovic - Alimony
(cheering) Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest I said yeah (yeah),
Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity A
Weird Al Yankovic - Angry White Boy Polka
Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort Suffocation, no breathing Don't give a %$@& if I cut my arm bleeding This is my last resort 'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind Wish somebody wou
Weird Al Yankovic - Another One Rides The Bus
(parody of Queen's Another One Bites the Dust) Riding in the bus down the boulevard And the place was pretty packed (Yeah!) Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand With the perverts in the back It was
Weird Al Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem
Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel Like I wanna go To the city of cavemen The city of Bedrock I'd be a Flinstone Now I'll tell you why... Well, I've got I've got a woman named
Weird Al Yankovic - Bob
I, man, am regal -- a German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw was raw Was it a car or
Weird Al Yankovic - Bohemian Polka
Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy 'Cause I'm easy come, easy
Weird Al Yankovic - Buy Me A Condo
Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting Get a wallet full 'o credit cards I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligat
Weird Al Yankovic - Cable TV
I used to think my life was so empty I used to think life was passin' me by Well, I was just about ready To curl up and die But then one day I got a visit From the cable company Well, they hooked me
Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero
It's Christmas at ground zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at ground zero The button has been pres
Weird Al Yankovic - Couch Potato
Look If you had One shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it? Or just let it slip? Yo Remote is ready Eyes wide, palm
Weird Al Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It's time to let the bedbugs bite You better put all your eggs in one ba
Weird Al Yankovic - Dog Eat Dog
Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my.... my very own scotch tape dispenser And I've got a private parking space... ha! And I've got a coffee mug with my name right on
Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It
How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raison Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want to ar
Weird Al Yankovic - EBay
Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ... TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell
Weird Al Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, Is it
Weird Al Yankovic - Fat
Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right My zi
Weird Al Yankovic - Fun Zone
Fun Zone doesn't really have any lyrics. People Occationally say yeah and other similar phrases, but it's generally just music. In the movie, it played in the background when Stanley rode out in the miniat
Weird Al Yankovic - Gandhi II
Announcer: Next week on U62... Announcer: He's back Announcer: And this time Announcer: He's mad Announcer: Gandhi II Announcer: No more mister passive resistance Announcer: He's out to kick some but
Weird Al Yankovic - Generic Blues
I woke up this morning Then I went back to bed Said I woke up this morning Then I went right back to bed Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear And a herd of wild pigs is
Weird Al Yankovic - Genius In France
Lyrics: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in
Weird Al Yankovic - George Of The Jungle
George, George, George of the jungle Strong as he can be Ahhh Watch out for that tree George, George, George of the jungle Lives a life that's free Ahhh Watch out for that tree When he gets in scra
Weird Al Yankovic - Germs
Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one state I'm never in Because I know that I've got millions upon millions Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin (Germs) I rub and scrub until m
Weird Al Yankovic - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos There's only one thing that they all like a bunch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunc
Weird Al Yankovic - Good Enough For Now
Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I could Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, honey, you're the greatest Well, at any rate, I guess you're...pretty
Weird Al Yankovic - Good Old Days
Oh some times I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn He'd be watering the lawn Or maybe going fishing again Oh and mom would be fixing up something in
Weird Al Yankovic - Gotta Boogie
Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off Well, I we
Weird Al Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet
Who's that waddlin' down the street It's just me 'cause I love to eat Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham Who's real flabby? Yes, I am! Every picture of me's Gotta be an aerial view Now my doctor tell
Weird Al Yankovic - Happy Birthday
Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer You sho
Weird Al Yankovic - Hardware Store
[sound effects from tools] Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right outta my mind Until a friend told me
Weird Al Yankovic - Harvey The Wonder Hamster
Oh, Harvey, Harvey Harvey the Wonder Hamster He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal He just runs around on his hamster wheel Harvey, Harvey Harvey the Wonder Hamster Hey, Harvey!
Weird Al Yankovic - Headline News
Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from when The warden wha
Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy
Oh-oh-oh-oh I was there to match my intellect on national TV Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a PhD I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night Art Fleming gave the an
Weird Al Yankovic - I Love Rocky Road
I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yah, but chocolate's gettin' old Vanilla just leaves me cold There's just one flavor good enough for me, ya
Weird Al Yankovic - I Remember Larry
Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door Well, he always was the neighborhood clown Like the time he took my pants off and he took those color pictures And posted copies all over town Or the time
Weird Al Yankovic - I Want A New Duck
I Want A New Duck Woh oh I want a new duck One that won't try to bite One that won't chew a hole in my socks One that won't quack all night I want a new duck One with big webbed feet One that knows
Weird Al Yankovic - I Was Only Kidding
When I said that I'd be faithful When I promised I'd be true When I swore that I could never Be with anyone but you When I told you that I loved you With those tender words I spoke I was only kidding
Weird Al Yankovic - Isle Thing
Met this fine young thing At the local Circle K We made a date for a half past eight And I said, What the hey? So I journeyed to her crib And I let myself inside That chick was slouched down on the c
Weird Al Yankovic - Jerry Springer
It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale Ab
Weird Al Yankovic - Jurassic Park
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate veloceraptors Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day Jurassic
Weird Al Yankovic - Lasagna
La-la-la-la-lasagna You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico Or a-maybe spaghetti Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go Mama mia bambino Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you 'Samatta you, 'samatta you You
Weird Al Yankovic - Like A Surgeon
I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make a mistake or two I was last in my class Barely passsed at the institute Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm
Weird Al Yankovic - Midnight Star
I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less At the checkout counter at the local grocery store I was only passin' by But a paper caught my eye And I learend a few things I mever knew
Weird Al Yankovic - Money For NothingBeverly Hillbillies
Beverly Beverly Hillbillies Huh, now lookie here people Listen to my story A little story 'bout a man named Jed You know something? That poor mountaineer They say he barely kept his family fed Now,
Weird Al Yankovic - Mr Frump In The Iron Lung
I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital I see him most every day And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung This is what I hear him say (deep breathing) Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend He's never a
Weird Al Yankovic - Mr Popeil
I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! (Operators are standing by. How does that make you feel?) Help me.
Weird Al Yankovic - My Bologna
Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package of my bologna Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done Top it with a little of my bologna Never gonna stop, eat it up Such a tasty snac
Weird Al Yankovic - Ode To A Superhero
Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if his hair was on fire But then one day he went to that science lab That mutated spider came down Oh, a
Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute
(constant doo wops in the background throughout the song) Aahh.... Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin') Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind) 'Cause you found a brand new lover You decided t
Weird Al Yankovic - Party At The Leper Colony
Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night, it's the place to be Everybody cut footloose
Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Party!
You could have a big dipper Going up and down around the bends You could have a bumper car bumping This amusement never ends I wanna be your sledgehammer Why don't you call my name Let me be your sl
Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Power!
Yeah, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really really want I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you rea
Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Your Eyes Out
Rock the cradle of love. Rock the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy, it's true Rock the cradle of love I rocked the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy, it's t
Weird Al Yankovic - Polkas On 45
They tell us that we lost our tails Evolving up from little snails I say it's all just wind and sails Are we not men, we are Devo Are we not men, D E V O Smoke on the water And fire in the sky Smoke
Weird Al Yankovic - Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
Veren zol fun dir a blintsa (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha le
Weird Al Yankovic - Ricky
R: Hey Lucy, I'm home L: Oh Ricky, you're so fine L: You're so fine you blow my mind L: Hey Ricky, hey Ricky R: Oh Lucy, you're so fine R: You're so fine you blow my mind R: Hey Lucy, hey Lucy L: Oh
Weird Al Yankovic - She Drives Like Crazy
She Drives Like Crazy Where'd you learn how to steer You do eighty in second gear When you drive, I can't relax Got your license from Cracker Jacks You just hit another tree These fender benders are
Weird Al Yankovic - Slime Creatures From Outer Space
Things just haven't been the same Since the flying saucer came Now the aliens are on the loose Well, we tried to hold 'em back Tried to ward off their attack But our atom bombs were just no use They
Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana
What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me, I don't know Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no Don't know, don't know, don't know...
Weird Al Yankovic - Spam
Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy) Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best) Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice
Weird Al Yankovic - Spatula City
Announcer: There's just one place to go for all of your spatula needs Random Voice #1: Spatula City Random Voice #2: Spatula City Announcer: A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion. Thousands
Weird Al Yankovic - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air My lips fall off and ev
Weird Al Yankovic - Such A Groovy Guy
I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night And when I look in the mirror I'm-a such an awesome sight It makes me wanna kneel down and pray
Weird Al Yankovic - Taco Grande
Taco... grande. Taco... grande Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno Y el chile relleno You see, I just gotta have a
Weird Al Yankovic - Talk Soup
I dated Siamese twins I slept with Bigfoot, too Get me on Sally Jesse Put me on Donahue 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it Right Now My dog's a narcoleptic My mom's a circus freak I gotta get a
Weird Al Yankovic - That Boy Could Dance
We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies He wasn't much
Weird Al Yankovic - The Alternative Polka
Soy un perdedor! I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? (everybody) Soy un perdedor! I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey! I am I am I am I said I wanna get next to you I said I'm
Weird Al Yankovic - The Brady Bunch
You can watch Mr. Rogers You can watch Three's Company And you can turn on Fame or The Nelywed Game Or The Addams Family I say, you can watch Barney Miller And you can watch your MTV And you can watc
Weird Al Yankovic - The Hot Rocks Polka
If I could stick my hand in my heart Spill it all over the stage Would it satisfy you Would it slide on by you Would you think the boy is strange Ain't it stra-a-ange If I could win If I could sing
Weird Al Yankovic - The Rye And The Kaiser
Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. But he’s no bum, he works down the st
Weird Al Yankovic - The Saga Begins
A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation in To maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't
Weird Al Yankovic - The Weird Al Show Theme
Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio wh
Weird Al Yankovic - The White Stuff
The white stuff, The white stuff The first one was a sweet one Second one was a blast Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast You can see 'em in my teeth Tell it when I talk Had so many my
Weird Al Yankovic - Theme From Rocky XIII
Fat and weak, what a disgrace Guess the champ got too lazy Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain But he's no bum, he works down the street He bo
Weird Al Yankovic - This Is The Life
I eat filet mignon seven times a day My bathtub's filled with Perrier What can I say This is the life I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood I hire somebody to chew my food I'm an upwardly mobile du
Weird Al Yankovic - Traffic Jam
Carbon monoxide Making me choke No A.C. And the radio's broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity Oh, and just in case you're wondering I'll tell yo
Weird Al Yankovic - Trash Day
Note: **** means sounds of throwing up or spit. It's rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even though the garbage I knew
Weird Al Yankovic - Trigger Happy
Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night There's no feeling any greter Than to shoot first and ask questions later Now I'm t
Weird Al Yankovic - Twister
Yeah Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) Yeah, all the girls and homeboys Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) Spin the spinner and call the s
Weird Al Yankovic - UHF
Put down your remote control Throw out your TV Guide Put away your jacket There's no need to go outside Don't you know that we control the horizontal We control the verticle, too We gonna make a couc
Weird Al Yankovic - Velvet Elvis
My life, it used to be incomplete ‘Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet My life it won't be the same again Now I'm proud to say the king lives on inside my den Oh, it's all I
Weird Al Yankovic - Waffle King
It took a lifetime, but I finally found The perfect waffle recipe You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree Your eyes roll back an
Weird Al Yankovic - Wanna B Ur Lovr
I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out? I like your skeletal structure, baby You're an ectomorph, no doubt Your face is real symmetrical And your nostils are so nice I wish th
Weird Al Yankovic - Why Does This Always Happen To Me
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive On the Richter
Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda
I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S O D A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he sa
Weird Al Yankovic - You Make Me
You make me wanna slam my head against the wall You make me do the limbo You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall You make me watch the Gong Show There's really something kinda strange about you, ba
Weird Al Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today
Aquarius There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day Pisces Try to avoid


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