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VERSURI VANDALS
| Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0, |
| Stop, pretending you're even having fun
You just stand there looking dumb
And bored with your thumb in your ass:
You're better than that.
For once in your life, before you retire
Be the leader of the |
| Vandals - A Gun For Christmas |
| I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other
gifts
If burgers touch my property they won't leave
here with out a limp
Packing heat this Christmas I'll shoot it off on
New Year's Eve,
Cuz bullets go |
| Vandals - Aging Orange |
| I'm Palm Palm head
And I wrote one good song
But that was almost 20 years ago
I tried and I tried to follow it up
But you know how those sophomore jinxes go
So I became quite bitter
As sales dropped |
| Vandals - Allah! |
| Allah! Allah! Allah! Allah!
I studied carefully,
And I do believe
The best of heavens is to except is Islam
I hope that book is right
They promise paradise
I'm going for the bonus
Of a martyr's rew |
| Vandals - An Idea For A Movie |
| I got an idea for a movie,
And it goes like this
(Check it out) It's about a boy who gets his
finger caught
In a bottle of Mr. Pibb
And they go on adventures,
I think it could be big
Is it too soon |
| Vandals - Anti |
| Always speak my mind
The truth is what i say
I shout it out
In black and white
No smegging shades of gray
You've got to be defiant
That's what i always say
You'll never never hear my silence
But th |
| Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape |
| Just a grunt in a bind in his homeland
Taking orders from a very very bad man
Just yer average Dieter, Helmut, or a Bertrand
I can waste him 'cause I know I never never shook
his hand
Killed by a hero |
| Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty |
| I used to take you out nearly every night.
Acting interested in everything you like.
Painfully pretending you we're everything I
wanted.
[Chorus:]
Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be a whole
lot |
| Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash |
| House all to myself
It was my birthday present
But total wrack'n'ruin
Soon became apparent
I just wanted a band
To play my favorite song
I thought that it would be mellow
But boy was I wrong
I th |
| Vandals - Behind The Music |
| Well we finished up the record and we think that
it's the shit
And we want it to go huge, but to play it off
legit.
And the guy in A&R's got the CD in his car and he
thinks track 4 and 6 are contenders
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| Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako |
| Big brother, he is a watching
Watching me and you
Big brother, is a watching
And he'll know your every move
Their really really gonna do it to you
Just wait and see
They'll be telling us what to do
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| Vandals - C |
| "c" is for your little clit when i go down
beneath. "h" is for your pubic hair that sticks
between my teeth. "r" is for your rectum, that "i"
fuck with my dick. christmas comes but once a year
and makes me |
| Vandals - Cafe 405 |
| Watching her at the mall she don't know me at all
Hope no employee over hears
Think I'm in love with you Red, Yellow, White &
Blue
Seems I've been watching her for years,
It brings a smile to my face |
| Vandals - Canine Euthenasia |
| I'm gonna miss you buddy,
You were the best pal in the world
I feel real bad
Cuz your going away
But things will be better in the other world
When you get to heaven
I bet your legs will work again
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| Vandals - Choosing You Masters |
| I think my TV's busted
If not this country's dusted
'cause I think I saw 7 Mary 3,
And they were on the MTV
They were telling the people to rock the what?
Talentless hippies, Hootie wannabees,
South |
| Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis |
| I see you've been feeling down
When I needed you, you've been around
So this year I've a Christmas surprise
That will make your spirits rise...
I think back on the times, when you've always been
there |
| Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) |
| Clowns are neato clowns are fun
Clowns are loved by everyone
Cops n' commies even fags
Everybody loves a gag
Clowns everywhere are freakin' out
In parades they scream n' shout
They're sad as hell, an |
| Vandals - Crippled And Blind |
| Look at me now cuz I can't you stole my eyes
You broke my cane, you killed my dog
Running around in the black, my whole world's gone
black
You turned out the light and said "goodnight"
I can't see anyb |
| Vandals - Desert Woman |
| A thousand miles of desert - a million tons of
sand
A few less pounds of woman - a tired broken man
A parching thrist that water couldn't quench
My desert woman this frontier's only pearl
How can I pen |
| Vandals - Disproportioned Head |
| If my body was twice the size it was
Then I might look alright but I don't because,
I've got a disproportioned head.
And the people they point and laugh at me and
They tell me it's huge cuz honestly -
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| Vandals - Euro |
| Here in America, respect your fellow man
Some foreign cultures don't understand
We got this little rule and it's called elbow room
Pertaining to the spacial occupancy you consume
It I'm in front of li |
| Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty |
| Children are lovely before they get ugly, and
learn to do bad stuff.
Flowers are pretty before they get shitty, and rot
and turn to dust
I heard that life is a wheel and you can't make it
stop
If you tr |
| Vandals - Fucked Up Girl |
| I'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced
But I'm the kind of guy that likes a challenge
From a crazy kind of girl who lives in her own
world
Who is legally insane
I'm not afraid and I'll rise |
| Vandals - Gator Hide |
| Alligator skins, crocodile hides, good ol' boys,
and their Southern brides
City folk come for the lure of the bounty
But they don't come back 'cause the sheriff of
the country is
Buford T. Jefferson Dav |
| Vandals - Go |
| I think I got a plan, we're gonna make a stand -
Let's Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go! go!
Stand up and be counted, get out of the house
Take it to the streets, tell everyone you meet
It's Go! go! Go! go! |
| Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone |
| He met her at the soundcheck, where she was
tendin' bar
Bodacious one sand ruby lips, a regular movie star
Hersingin' voice was pleasin', that's how she got
her name
He wasn't from her neighborhood, but |
| Vandals - H. B. Hotel |
| Ever Since my baby left me
I found a new place to dwell
It's down on the end of a lonely street
Called Heart Break Hotel
She left me in the gutter
With mud on my face
She left me in the gutter
A to |
| Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree |
| Christmas is hell on earth, I know nothing worst
Then being depressed and told to be happy.
The season of su - icide, I know why they died
Christmas reminds me I have nothing
I've got no girl there's |
| Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me |
| It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to
Fuck you it's my birthday.
A special holiday only for me, so do what I say,
It's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...
or leave.
Fuck you, it's not you |
| Vandals - Hey Homes! |
| Word! you fudge with me
You fudge with the crew
Word! the dumbest thing you'll
Ever do
Word! don't front my set
'cuz we got power
Word! i got guys
Comin' in from bellflower
Hey homes, don't front |
| Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job) |
| I know it's just a figure of speech
But if your breath and your clothes are bad
Your destined to teach
I see the president
I see Lincoln
What the hell was 43% of this place thinking
We watch the sh |
| Vandals - Hungry For You |
| Hey baby
Where you going tonight?
And are you taking me with you?
I love you so much
I want you to know
I really love you so
I want you to be my lady forever
And ever and ever and ever
Little gir |
| Vandals - I Believe |
| I believe the children are the future,
Teach them well and let them know
Things may be all shit right now,
But it gets worse when your old
Happy meals and Easter bunny,
Great moments indeed
Enjoy it |
| Vandals - I Have A Date |
| I saw a girl and she drove me wild
She looked at me and I looked and smiled
The cutest girl you'd ever see
I never dreamed she'd go out with me
We met at school so I asked her out
The only girl I eve |
| Vandals - I Know, Huh |
| I'm an expert on her cause I see her everyday
She's got one of those bedrooms you can see from
the freeway
I know her brothers, her cousins and her Dad
Would not appreciate me getting on those
Not from |
| Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind |
| Baby I'm more than a little concerned you see
About the New World Order conspiracies
And the covert spreading of deadly disease
They've got earthquake machines and UFO's
And black helicopters wherever |
| Vandals - Jackass |
| You're on tour, I'm alone
Wonder just what you did with your phone
Try usin' it, I'm losin' it
(I) never thought I'd lose you this way
Quit the band, Get off stage
Come back home, start acting your a |
| Vandals - Johnny Twobags |
| Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues
And it makes him sad Brings him down
But not down enough to have the blues
He's too white to have the blues
He thinks he should be black to have the blues
He's t |
| Vandals - Join Us For Pong |
| It's the gay nineties and
You can't watch nothin' good
Mindless pinko garbage
Is all they make in hollywood
Kung fu theatre,
Now there's a show with class
Like to find the guy
Who cancelled it
And |
| Vandals - Kick Me |
| Kick me, You know that I am a lazy piece of shit
An animal on hand outs from an evil government
I've always been a nobody,
I'll never be a somebody,
Unless I kick some ass or get that drink with the
um |
| Vandals - Kill My Tenant |
| No respect
For a land - holding man
Only scum
Who pay when they can
Free - loaders
That hate what i am
Then beg me to fix their can
Ugly harleys on the front lawn
I come by
To turn the sprinklers |
| Vandals - Lady Killer |
| Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you
Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo
Mr. Flashdance, |
| Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll |
| For all those that are feeling way too fed up
inside
Now here's a celebration of failure and losing
Like to put a shout out to all y'all far and wide
Sorry people but this is the way it's gotta be
I k |
| Vandals - Little Weirdo |
| The little weirdo down the street says he's making
a rocket ship with household items,
So we can't find him.
Igloo cooler and some gasoline, soil samples and
some magazines for the long ride home.
[Cho |
| Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea |
| Intoxicated - the way I go through life
Inebriated - and then I pay the price
Designated drinker with a defected driver
I can't find my keys must have left them inside
her
Eating Taco Bell and now I'm |
| Vandals - Marry Me |
| Young girl says to her mom,
"How did you know that father was the one?"
Then mom just rolls her eyes
She says, "You'll find that special guy"
But to herself she cannot lie
She says, "I'm praying for t |
| Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space |
| One two three four
Master race in outer space
They had to leave this earthly place
All the allies and the Russians too
This nazi shit don't do
This nazi shit don't do
This nazi shit don't do
So we |
| Vandals - Mohawk Town |
| Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong
When he went and killed some men
They sent for the marshal to bring him in
They sent for Marshal Skin
He rolled into town,
And pulled his cowboy hat down
Cause ever |
| Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body |
| Every time I see her sweet face makes me wanna,
gotta cut my throat.
No escaping or erasing her image that haunts me
and taunts me again.
But the sun it never lies, just offers warmth and
fills the skies |
| Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman |
| With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest
And follow my dreams and to face
A life of delusion and gender confusion
No longer will be the case
I never wanted army men of basketballs,
I only wanted |
| Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday |
| Everything this year's been a disaster
But I won't let it bother me at all
Nothing's going to bring me down,
It's Christmas and I'm pleased as punch
I'm going to stand my happy ground.
I refuse to le |
| Vandals - Now We Dance |
| Drowning in this toilet of shit they call life
Work like hell at Taco Bell for $4. 25 an hour
No one gives a squirt of piss if you fucking die
So seize the day by the balls, and squeeze until
it's on it |
| Vandals - Oi To The World |
| Haji was a punk just like any other boy
And he never had no trouble until he started up
his Oi band,
Safe in the garage or singing in the tub.
Till Haji went to far and he plugged in at the pub
Twas a |
| Vandals - Phone Machine |
| Hello, no one can get to the phone right now so
I'm so sorry I missed your call
I'll see you on Sunday
Good - bye, I love you.
But,
If this is you,
You can suck my tick!
If it's my boss,
Fudge you! |
| Vandals - Power Mustache |
| Mustache is a symbol of repression and of hate
Never trust a man with a butt broom on his face
It's the facial marking of the man who holds you
down
The source of all your problems, every city, every
to |
| Vandals - Rico |
| The sun and the air
The mountains and sea
Streams and palm trees
The valleys...
The canyons...
The mountains...
The beaches...
Hollywood, downtown, the valley
Are all places you should see
The c |
| Vandals - Slap Of Love |
| [Guy:] Do you love me baby?
[Girl:] Yes
[Guy:] Well how much do you love me?
[Girl:] A whole bunch
[Guy:] Well how much is a whole bunch?
[Girl:] Well I don't know
[Guy:] This much?
[ SLAP ]
Don't |
| Vandals - Small Wonder |
| You know Vicky that I love you
You are programmed what to do
Is it wrong to feel this way
I could tell you what to say
But late in the evening
When it's starting to get dark
Her light sensors
Defec |
| Vandals - Soccer Mom |
| Gliding across the lawn, oranges and Evian.
And pizza right after the game.
Just tell me where and when,
Volvos and collagen.
Hope you might feel the same.
My Soccer mom, it's on.
Knew all along so r |
| Vandals - Soup Of The Day |
| Sell out! Buy in! Never gonna change!
Cash out now buy a home on the range.
18 years, I'm still punk.
Going back and forth you silly little fuck!
When it goes away, I still stay.
No I won't go away
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| Vandals - Stop Smiling |
| Happy robots say "life is fine"
They're the ones I loathe
They're stupid or they're lying
Or a little bit of both
Ignore disasters and say that life is great
It never stops the smile on your shit con |
| Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious |
| Even though the sound of it
Is something quite attrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll aways sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
I was afriad to speak
When i was just a lad
My |
| Vandals - Susanville |
| With 800 pounds on 18 wheels
After 800 miles you know how it feels
To have your rear so numb you gotta poke it
To see if it's still there
Well it's one more load to one more town
Only problem is they' |
| Vandals - Take It Back |
| Let's go to the place where the food is really
good
And my order's understood and they won't drown my
food, yeah!
Get me to the seat, I wanna eat,
Just a party of three Me! Me! Me! Yeah!
What is this |
| Vandals - Thanx For Nothing |
| You shouldn't have, Oh - you didn't.
You're so generous. Thanks for nothing.
Never mind all the stuff I bought for you
It was my pleasure, getting nothing back.
Come next year I'm getting you what you |
| Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died |
| Birds in the air
Never chirped the same
Slobs in bowling alleys
Never burped the same
They came to cry
Shocked with disbelief
A broken mass of millions
All drowning in their grief
She was just an |
| Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown |
| Pat Brown
Tried to run the cops down
Pat Brown
Ran 'em into the ground
Pat Brown
Tried to run the cops down
Pat Brown
Ran 'em into the ground
Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the cops down
Patr |
| Vandals - The New You |
| Now you say that you like me, but you don't "like"
like me.
And you say that you love me but you're not "in"
love with me
And we should just be friends
But friends shouldn't treat other friends like
tha |
| Vandals - The Rod |
| Geall you people gather 'round
And get together
No more sitting on your booty
Party people it's your duty
You know what i mean
Tell your body what to do
It's up to you
Now let your tight pants
Do |
| Vandals - Too Much Drama |
| Hot step moms and surrogate dads
It breaks my heart to see him so sad
Lying alone in his room with a frown on
Reruns show him what he's missing out on
If life could be, like he sees it on TV
He would |
| Vandals - Urban Struggle |
| I want to be a Cowboy
I got to be a Cowboy
I'm born to be a Cowboy
I want to be a Cowboy
A Cowboy! Uh - huh
Tonight we're taking me fast car
Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar
I'm gonna wait till |
| Vandals - Viking Suit |
| Come here little boy
I'm a friend of your mother's
I'll give you a candy bar if you get in the car
Okay
He's got his camera
And deep seeded obsessions
His nordic heritage
And sexual frustrations
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| Vandals - Wanna Be Manor |
| You can tell I'm no great planner
I ended up at the wanna be manor
Wanna be manor, what a place to be
Wanna be manor, it's not for me
I looked in the door, opened the door
Peeed on the floor, spotted |
| Vandals - What About Me |
| Now the birds in the trees are deformed and
diseased
And the leaves on the trees are wilting on the
branch |
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