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VERSURI THE ARROGANT WORMS
| The Arrogant Worms - A Man Has Needs |
| Baby I wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams and
fears
But I'm watching television, could you get me
another beer
There's wrestling and pro football on, I hope you
understand
I must watch it all for |
| The Arrogant Worms - Car Full Of Pain |
| I bought me an auto, an '81 Ford Escort Wagon
Now the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be
draggin'
I feel like a schlemiel, my mechanic's fit for
hangin'
I got to go to Rust Check , 'bout the pri |
| The Arrogant Worms - Celine Dion |
| I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion
The way she beats her chest when she sings a love
song
There's something about her makes me want to feed
her
And I'd love to be Mister Celine Dion
She'll sin |
| The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Blues |
| Christmas is here, where did the time go?
Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit
and go
I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets
worse
Gettin' gift to six billion people is just too
m |
| The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Hangover |
| The holidays are over, you've gained twenty
pounds
The cat's choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk
the ground
There are no cards in the mailbox, just a stack
of bills
Yes, the holidays are over and y |
| The Arrogant Worms - Christmas In Ignace |
| It's Christmas in Ignace
Mommy's got a rock
She'll give it to Daddy
It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in
Ignace)
It's Christmas in Ignace
Daddy's got a rock
He'll give it to Mommy
It's |
| The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Turkey Blues |
| Hey kid, why the long face
Is it cuz Santa Clause is flying right over your
place
You've been a bad kid all year
So quit you snivellin' sucker now and mop up them
tears
You don't deserve a damn thi |
| The Arrogant Worms - I Am Cow!!!! |
| I am Cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's
Made from liquid from my udders
I am Cow, I am Cow, Hear me moo (moo)
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| The Arrogant Worms - I Want To Look Like Arnold |
| I spend my days watching TV with a beer (Oooh-aah,
you're fat)
It seems to cause my ample belly to appear
(Oooh-ahh, you're fat)
Then one day my woman went and left me (Did not
want to sleep with a wha |
| The Arrogant Worms - Johnny Came Home Headless |
| Oh, Johnny was a tall man but his memory was short
He'd forget to at doorways and often he'd get hurt
I took good care of him for he had no family
Actually he did, but he forgot who they be
Johnny |
| The Arrogant Worms - Rocks And Trees |
| My country's bigger than most
And if asked I boast
'Cause I'm really proud
So I shout it loud
Though our numbers are few
We will welcome you
Although we don't have history
Gold medal winning |
| The Arrogant Worms - The Credit Song |
| Best things in life are not free
But you don't need to have money
To get the things that you want to own
You just have to get a loan
When you buy, small or large
Just put it on your credit card
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| The Arrogant Worms - Winnebago |
| (Trevor's lines are italicized)
WINNEBAGO!
Oh yeah!
Oh, man!
It's so great to be out in the road!
It sure is, man!
Hey, look at all them little cars going beside
us.. Look how small they are!
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