Versuri Nerf Herder

There must be 5000 ways to die And each one ends the same way if you try Your friends all stand around While they dump you in the ground And the people who loved you will ask why oh why oh why oh why

Nerf Herder - Annalee

Wearing flash pants and her streetwalker shoes Walkin' downtown with a pocket full of blues She's the one you want so much She's the one you can, you can never touch Here comes Annalee Annalee yeah, h

Nerf Herder - Courtney Love

You came from some town out in the sticks To become the modern Stevie Nicks You had the guts, a lot of ambition The riot grrrls thought you were bitchin' You bared your soul You showed us your hole C

Nerf Herder - Down On Haley

Down on Haley, Haley Street Where the drugs are easy and the sex is cheap You never know just who you'll meet on Haley Crack dealer looks out his door Winks his eye and waves to his whore She don't wa

Nerf Herder - Feeling Bad

Met a girl at the movies She was so beautiful She was the one for me So I asked her if I could call her at home She said No thanks just give me my popcorn So I followed her into the theater And found

Nerf Herder - For You

I would hire the A-Team And I'd crash the General Lee I'd make cocktails like Tom Cruise And I'd rollerblade with Corey Feldman for you I'd do anything for you Just about anything for you I'd do anyt

Nerf Herder - Golfshirt

I'm not the one you dream about And I'm not the one you can't live without I'm not the one who you wanna see I'm not the one who you want to be seen with And when you're tired of all the jerks And you

Nerf Herder - I Only Eat Candy

I don't kill and I don't murder Or manufacture atomic weapons And I don't eat meat And I don't eat vegetables, no no no 'Cause I only eat candy I only eat sweets Yeah I only eat candy my friend I on

Nerf Herder - Jenna Bush Army

there's a new leader of the land with a platform that i understand i saw her face in the magazine she looks hot in her tight jeans keep marching on...a solider of love jenna bush army you can't stop

Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame

How do I get through to a girl like you Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick You won't check me out 'Cause I work i

Nerf Herder - Life On Mars

Is there life on mars girl If there is I'd like to go there Just like Elton John, the Rocketman He sure bought some fucked up clothes there I've heard it said that outer space is not the kind of place

Nerf Herder - Love Sandwich

Girl sometimes you're hungry, You want something to eat You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat You don't want no pastrami, And no corned beef on rye Girl there's only one kind

Nerf Herder - Mr Spock

You want a guy who can bring the Bacon And you want a guy with Savoir Faire Somebody who can take control of it Someone with cool black shiny hair (YEAH!) You don't want a boyfriend What you

Nerf Herder - Nervous Breakdown

nervous breakdown, come take me away nervous breakdown, cafeteria today fell down on the floor, oh god I spilled my milk someone pull up my pants I think I need some help now I can't believe that I'm f

Nerf Herder - New Jersey Girl

Well I met her at the Trocadero, In Philly Backstage at the Bloohound show She said she was from Cherry Hill, Cherry Hill Through Lips like cherries in the snow New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl Come o

Nerf Herder - New Wave Girl

I've got a new girl ( Tell us what's she like) An envirenmentalist girl (Does she ride a bike) She has a crystal necklace (She spend a lot of cash) Though her vibes are wreckless (She's heading for

Nerf Herder - Pantera Fans In Love

I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield We're gonna put an end to alternative rock We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop We went to Sears for picture

Nerf Herder - Rock City News

don't - stop - believin' that you - can't - do nothin' get yourself second-hand guitar and set the world on fire any old axe will do anything but a squire rock city news you gotta pay your dues at

Nerf Herder - The Sportsman Bar

There's a place on Figueroa Street, Where you can always go Smiling faces you might meet, Whoa-oa-oa, All Hail, The Sportsman Bar Whoa-oa-oa, All Hail, The Sportsman Bar The trophies on the mantel

Nerf Herder - Van Halen

I bought Van Halen I It was the best damn record I ever owned TG&Y 1978 Two hand tapping guitar technique really got me off Eruption yeah, ain't talkin' 'bout love, I'm on fire Tomorrow may come Tomo

Nerf Herder - Vivian

Electronic drums and synthesizers Angular haircuts and black eyeliner We'll start a new wave band And then I'll make you mine You'll play the keyboards And everything will be alright We'll show the s