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Kinky Friedman - Ahab The Arab

Let me tell you 'bout Ahab The Arab The Sheik of the burning sand He had emeralds and rubies just a dripping offa him And a ring on every finger of his hands He wore a big ol' turban wrapped around hi

Kinky Friedman - Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way

Lord it's the same old tune Fiddle and guitar. Where do we take it from here? Rhinestone suits and new shiny cars; It's been the same way for years. We need a change. Somebody told me when I came to

Kinky Friedman - Autograph

(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red) Ain’t you the golden boy Of the silver screen, Your mother’s pride and joy, The promoter’s dream. No time for autographs Or sailin’ boat

Kinky Friedman - Bananas And Cream

(Kinky Friedman) Well, a long time ago in old Tokyo By the softly flowing stream I left her there with the stars in her hair On the other side of a dream. Well, I traveled through with a heart ful

Kinky Friedman - Before All Hell Breaks Loose

(Kinky Friedman) Time to resign from the human race Wipe those tears from your lovely face Baby, wave to the man in the ol’ red caboose Before all hell breaks loose. Before you go I wish you’d

Kinky Friedman - Carrying The Torch

(Kinky Friedman) Did I hear you say you wished that you could leave her ? Has some foolish disagreement made you blind ? If you traveled round this world, you wouldn’t find another girl To hold th

Kinky Friedman - Cherokee Shuffle (Instrumental)

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Kinky Friedman - Father Let Thy Blessings

(Traditional) Father, let Thy blessings Touch us and remain Guiding all our actions Till we meet again. Father, keep us loving, Brave and true and free. Kind to every creature All belong to

Kinky Friedman - Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

(Kinky Friedman) You uppity women I don’t understand Why you gotta go and try to act like a man, But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink You’d better occupy the kitchen, li

Kinky Friedman - GoodHearted Woman

(Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson) A long time forgotten Dreams that just fell by the way. The good life he promised, It ain’t what she’s living today. She’s never complaining

Kinky Friedman - High On Jesus

(Kinky Friedman) Walking down Division Street I happened on to meet A stranger with a package in his hand. He said, “Mister, if you follow me Rainbow colors you will see, I’ll take

Kinky Friedman - Highway CafAC

(Kinky Friedman) She was only a waitress in a highway café Poured coffee from dusk until dawn But she was heart broken twenty-four hours a day For she longed for her trucker who’d gone.

Kinky Friedman - Homo Erectus

(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red) I left Barber College Searchin’ for knowledge, Went to the university. I must confess, Sir This lady professor She turned me on to anthropology. Now Iâ€

Kinky Friedman - Jambalaya (On The Bayou)

(Hank Hiriam Williams) Good-bye Joe, me gotta go, me oh my oh, Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou. My Yvonne, the sweetest one, me oh my oh, Son of a gun gonna have big fun on the bayou.

Kinky Friedman - Kinky

(Ronnie Hawkins) I had me a wearied dream, seen me a wearied scene, When I seen what I saw, couldn’t sit still, Nero was kissing on Buffalo Bill. Let it roll, let it roll, let it roll one tim

Kinky Friedman - Lady Yesterday

(Kinky Friedman) If I made a wish for every sacred star Falling just outside of Heaven’s window, If I had the songs from David’s old guitar And the dreams I’ve left behind me on

Kinky Friedman - Lover Please

(Billy Swan) Lover please, please come back Don’t take that train goin’ down the track. Don’t please don’t, don’t leave me Don’t you leave me here in misery

Kinky Friedman - Marilyn And Joe

(Kinky Friedman, Sharon Howard) There is a place where you can go Where Marilyn still dances with Dimaggio And Juliet with Romeo And the name of the place is love. They put their hearts into a son

Kinky Friedman - Miss Nickelodeon

(Jay Wise) Kinda like an Indian beatin’ on his mandolin Lucky Paul and his Asian friend, Smilin’ back from the place they’re in. Hero’s mother hides in Austin waitinâ€

Kinky Friedman - Old Shep

(Clyde ‘Red’ Foley, Willis Arthur) When I was a lad and old Shep was a pup Over hills and meadows we’d stray. Just a boy and his dog, we were both full of fun, We grew up togethe

Kinky Friedman - People Who Read People Magazine

(Kinky Friedman) Well, I'm here to say I got turned away from Studio 54 Back to neon lights and lonely nights and saw-dust on the floor And if she ever loved me, she don't love me anymore, And if an

Kinky Friedman - Popeye The Sailor Man

(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red) My heart is on my sleeve, Do you still believe ? Are you listenin’ to the tide roll in, watchin’ ships at sea ? When I come sailin’ home again will

Kinky Friedman - Pretty Boy Floyd

(Woody Guthrie) Gather round me children, a story I will tell About Pretty Boy Floyd, the outlaw, Oklahoma knew him well. ‘Twas in the town of Shawnee on a Saturday afternoon With his wife bes

Kinky Friedman - Put Another Log On The Fire

(Sheldon Silverstein) Put another log on the fire, Cook me up some bacon and some beans, Go out to the car and change the tire, Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans. Baby, fill my pipe and then

Kinky Friedman - Rapid City, South Dakota

(Kinky Friedman) Just a ragged kid in overalls, he thumbed a ride one day He told me, “Anywhere you’re going’s on my way.” But as we passed by Big Al’s drive-in his ey

Kinky Friedman - The Ballad Of Charles Whitman

He was sitting up there for more than an hour, Way up there on the Texas Tower Shooting from the twenty-seventh floor. Yahoo! He didn’t choke or slash or slit them, Not our Charles Joseph Wh

Kinky Friedman - The Boogie Man

(Kinky Friedman, Panama Red) Well, the boogie man Gonna get you and Snatch you up and whip you off to boogie land. If you don’t watch out He’ll make you scream and shout, He the bo

Kinky Friedman - Top Ten Commandments

(Kinky Friedman) Walking on the ragged streets of time A man is asking if there is a dime Someone can spare. No one pays him any mind, But surely someone sees him there a-crying When no oneâ€

Kinky Friedman - Twirl

(Kinky Friedman) Just a small-town girl Till you learned to twirl Then you set the world on fire LiKe a drive-in Cinderella In a Chevy named Desire So leave your teddy-bear At the county fair,

Kinky Friedman - Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother

(Ray Wylie Hubbard) He was born in Oklahoma His wife’s name is Betty Jo Thelma Liz. He’s not responsible for what he’s doing; His mother made him what he is. And it’s u

Kinky Friedman - Wabash Cannonball

(Alvin Pleasant Carter) Oh, from the great Atlantic ocean to the wide pacific shore, From the green ol’ glowing mountains to the hills of Labrador She’s long and tall and handsome, sheâ