Versuri GWAR

U! U! U! U! A-E-I-O-U-A-E-I-O-U! Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels... No! No! These are Gor-Gor's vowels. No-N-N-No-N-N-No-N-N-No...Yes. Yes, though rows of noses block your way, but you must flail o

GWAR - Antarctican drinking song

Yes this Arctic wasteland was once a paradise But soon we sickened of it because it was too nice Desiring more hardship, we turned the world around But now we are amongst you to tear this whole shithous

GWAR - Baby raper

Babyraper, sperm creator Hulking, brutish masturbator Babyraper, emasculator Fleshy flap valve navigator Never leave me, Babyraper Melted cum ejaculator Spackled filth evaporator High colon

GWAR - Back to iraq

We was part of the slaughter they called Desert Storm We maimed and we murdered in the name of "Norm" Now As civilian and purpose I lack I'm getting ready to go back to Iraq! you're over there we're I'

GWAR - Billy bad ass

BILLY BAD ASS LITTLE BILLY BAD ASS Cause I'm bad - Billy Bad Bad Bad Billy - Little Billy badass So bad so bad inside I was born on the day that my mama died It made me bad - Silly bad - Real bad fe

GWAR - Blimey

At home we're bored Just got off another shitty tour Moat filled with flaming pus Sleazy, he wont talk to us Fondle fish in way illegal Coffin filled with dirty needles Chorus: Blimey! Blimey! Wha

GWAR - Child

Having a child with a person I don't even know Jumping up and down in the crowd she got a face full of blow She caught the sperm in her mouth And then she put it down south She didn't understand

GWAR - Crack in the egg

The egg was spawned in our mutation pit In the bowels of your Earth it was grown Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn And all the filthy load that was blown Now the time is right for birth And

GWAR - Dirty, Filthy

Dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy, dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy You're dirty filthy baby, well I'm dirty filthy too You're dirty filthy baby, but I love you Why don't you jus

GWAR - Fire in the lions

Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me sick To wake me up this morning you hit me with a brick Can I help it if I am rather thick? Maybe we can chill you out by chopping off your dick

GWAR - First rule is

outside bombs explode I am sitting on the commode soon they'll reach the day-care center soon they'll bag the smashed placenta thanks for the cookies mom sent ya first rule is there is no first fi

GWAR - Gilded Lily

Well I've been wearing a gilded lily Cunningly carved in a manner frilly To my design it was created No deviation was tolerated My gilded lily, he thinks he's funny My gilded lily, he's worth cash mon

GWAR - Gwar theme

Gazing through the toothy maw-- you could not conceive what I saw-- In my land there is no sun--In my country there are no guns--OK! 'Cause we are Gwar!!! And we'll go far!!! We've got guitars We'll

GWAR - Horror of yig

"Horror is a face, and you must make a friend of horror horror and moral terror are your friends and they are not. that they are your enimies the horror"

GWAR - Jiggle The Handle

Scroda: GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies. Your turds have more power than mere human feces Let's use it's great power to recover the pieces

GWAR - Love surgery

Yes you are Your flesh is insignificant... Still you drag yourself here on bloody stumps I recreate you amputate you You defile my womb hahahahahaha However weak it still appealing Sights to send

GWAR - Martyrdumb

You remember the lessons taught in your past? And how old you were Before you wondered how many were lies? They tried to teach about the anti-Christ They tried to teach that Christ was nice Did they s

GWAR - My girly ways

[Sang by Slymenstra] She is the creator of life Sacrifice my will To give you some time You shall pay dearly And now I give you a second chance To correct your crooked path All I ask is to emb

GWAR - Nitro Burning Funny Bong

Ahhh...sweet youth The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked on the weed and the crack and the booze and

GWAR - Penguin attack

THEY ATTACK THEY ATTACK They are on a rampage Unleashed from ancient time Stumbling from the ice age Marching side by side Beaks of steel are flaming Women are enraged Sky of death is flaming Wome

GWAR - Penis i see

They won't talk but still they say You kill for kicks, you got bills to pay Well baby I got bills to pay Don't make me act that way? Don't make me Don't make me Don't make me

GWAR - Preschool prostitute

I saw a friend just the other day he didn't have too much to say He looked crazy, he looked ashamed He couldn't talk because his tongue was inflamed And then he tried to run away From some chick that

GWAR - Saddam a gogo

I at the time was a communist Lived on a collective farm She was a part-time anarchist Our sex went off like a bomb Living the life of a terrorist Looking for the man Saddam, Who gave me a gun

GWAR - Sammy

he was a boy - he was a fine child He had the leather boots and the riding crop in Jerusalem Oh Sammy My hap flap slappy clam ma'am We've come To take you home But Sammy where are you Sammy where

GWAR - Slap u around

I wake you up in the morning baby with a kick in the tit I treat you like shit! You love it Smack you right in the face now baby, just to show you I care And then I kick you pregnant ass right down t

GWAR - Sonderkommando

And blundering brightly through the night Astride the thunderous, flaming trident bike The choked back years of jeers Flashing forceful through their peers Inflicting beastly cheesy beaver bite

GWAR - The New Plague

I'm just a person, and I've got the new plague I'm wondering how I got this way I drank some whiskey, I went and got laid Now I'm a person, just a person with aids He's just a person with aids - I got

GWAR - The obliteration of flab quarv 7

[Background words spoken by BalSac The Jaws Of Death] Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink - a lot We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs And showed blatant disrespect for any authority

GWAR - The performer

I'll come to town for you Dress up like a clown for you Pull my pants on down for you Then I'll crawl away I will blow hot fart on you I will build an R-2 D-2 I won't even start for you Unles

GWAR - The private pain of techno destructo

FOOLS, how dare you try to make a slave of me, Techno Destructo scumdog of the universe. it only allowed me to infiltrate your own race. how easy it was for me to gain control of the feeble minds of you

GWAR - The Road Behind

Well I'm traveling down the road And I'm carrying that heavy load I walk around in a stupor Sleazy, I cant do the show Hanging out backstage I'm in a homocidal rage I signed a million dollar contract

GWAR - Think Ya Outta Know This

I'm the manager with the mostest I clear the profits from the concert grosses I make it snow up GWAR noses, so now they follow me like I'm Moses I'm not a Jew but God has chose us So now I'm sitting on

GWAR - Vlad the impaler

[Chorus:] Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a Whaler could have been a Tailor, He turned o