If I could live my life in rewind
There's a couple of changes I'd make this time
Cause if I knew what was good for me
I'd have been practicing splits from the age of
three
Oh, I got a masters, I got a
Eddied trying to make it with the scuba diver,
Katie's sacked out in the treasure chest.
Bobby's floatin’ lifeless on the top of the
bowl
We warned him one more flake would be his death.
Crazy J
When the thought of any good love
Seems as far off as the sun
And friends are cold and distant
Over some stupid thing I've done
I used to wax and wallow
In the throes of misery
Now I simply just haul
My cousin Mary is a real good friend so she's a
bridesmaid for the tenth time
They say that love is blind and a bride to be can
prove it
cause what they pick for bridesmaids is a heinous
fashion crime.
Last time I saw you, you had a ticket in your hand
going one way,
You’d put the furniture out on the curb for
the Salvation Army to take away.
And you don't call like you used to and I don't
write
They say that life's a stage and we are only
players
Wish I knew who’d written my part.
Cause when the curtain falls and we all take our
curtain calls
I’m the one with the broken heart.
G
